Sunday 4 September 2011

A short excursion into the third dimension

Some of the avid reader might have asked themselves: What are those mysterious 3D cameras? Are the adventurers equipped with bulky dual lense advices, carrying senseless amount of technology on muleback through the wilderness of the Gorbals? Au contraire! The little miracle being used here is a average size consumer 3D camera made with two lenses and a little 3D screen. This does sound incredibly cheesy. It was planned to look incredibly cheesy. Shockingly enough, it looks fucking awesome. At least on that little screen. So do trust us, that the best imagery the world of 3d has ever seen was made yesterday. Council housing in 3D. An ambulance trying to revive someone with a heart attack in 3D. A bumblebee in the botanical gardens of Glasgow that accidently flew into the room with the flesh eating plants in 3D. Scottish soccer fans roaring in triumph in 3D. A pack of ultrablond and ultradrunk bimbos wearing 10 inch stilettos in 3D. And best of all, some sorrow resistent soccer supporters dancing to the inofficial national anthem on Sauchihall Street. In 3D.

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